Nothing is more daunting than putting yourself out there. It’s even harder when there is a character liming to how much you can say about you. Most people try to capture enough of themselves between their profile picture and a few short words to give you a good idea of who they are. However sometimes these short sweet and to the point profiles go horribly, but hysterically wrong. Here are twelve of our favorite tinder fails of all time.
We ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…but at least she’ll make her sugar daddy bacon and clean undies.
If your photoshop skills are this superior, why didn’t you fix your face, or hair?
Not sure if this entire profile is proof of his dry sense of humor, but who wouldn’t swipe right for this Emeril Lagasse of the bedroom?
As tempting as this offer is, well just go ahead and swipe left to remain in the matrix.
Picking up babies in bars is exactly why this girl has turned to online dating. She’s obviously into younger men.
But are you into knife play? Or are you anticipating the date being so bad you’d need to use it to escape?
Brutal honesty is a good trait in a partner, unless it borders on self hate. No one wants to have to reassure you you’re kind of cute all the time.
Your makeup skills are on point…But what do you look like first thing in the morning? Also are you a cereal killer?
Yassah is that you?
What a mug…..shot on this one. Watch out for this one she may steal your heart and jump the innocent waitress who looked at you wrong.
Watch out for that love potion number 9. You might find yourself possessed with desire.
Disney movies are life, but maybe pick a better character? You look more like Jafar from Aladin than the matchmaker from Mulan.
