*You should always follow all safe tractor operation and regulation guidelines.*

Memorial weekend is behind us which means summer is in full effect. It’s time to break out the lawn mowers and tractors. For those of you not living in farm country you’re missing out on some seriously voyeuristic fun in the fields. For those of you who are, you know the struggle is real. Working a farm is a full-time job. From April to October your whole life, even your sex life, gets put on hold. If your sex life is suffering this summer, we have some tips for you.

A roll in the hay

Every stereotype, no matter how distorted, has a bit of truth in it. It isn’t realistic to hide away in the barn all day getting it on in your hay, or alfalfa, or whatever it is you keep in your barn. (We do not recommend this if you house livestock in your barn as you risk some serious cross contamination.) However if there is work to be done in there and there is a relatively clean spot for a quickie go for it! Especially if you can multitask and get some equipment cleaned up and ready to go while your farm hand gives you a hand job.

Tractor Time

Tractors can be used for more than just tilling up the field. If you can’t find time to go home for an afternoon delight, consider taking your tractor for a drive down behind some of your taller crops. If your corn and wheat are still to short a patch of trees will work for cover. Park the tractor and spin your partner around for some seated reverse cowgirl. Ladies go commando with a skirt and easy access shirt if you would like to ensure a little more modesty just incase someone finds your hiding place. Don’t forget to bring something to hydrate with and a towel to  clean up after!

Don’t worry if you don’t have a tractor, or a farm, or any land to speak of and you still want to have a little country style fun! You can still get down tractor style even without the right equipment.