What women are really thinking has long been a mystery. We’re here to help you decode those top secret thoughts. Here are some of the most common internal monologues women have admitted to having during sex.
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“So I guess we are skipping the foreplay for the main event. I hope one day they ride a water slide that runs dry.”
Have you ever experienced chafing? Because that’s what sex feels like for ladies when they aren’t wet yet. Take the time to turn her on, we promise she will appreciate it.
“Is it in yet? Someone either can’t use a ruler, or likes to add some imaginary numbers.”
That’s right fella’s if you are going to talk up your size, make sure you can deliver the goods, or chances are she’s mentally calling you out on your lie.
“Oh finally some oral, wait. What is he doing? You lick it not literally eat it!”
A nibble hear and there is one thing, but the term eating out is not to be taken literally. Lick tickle tease but make sure its 99% tongue not all teeth.
“What was that? Why are they making that sound? Is that pain or pleasure?”
Moaning and dirty talk are great, just make sure you don’t sound like a dying animal or deflating balloon. Weird sounds can be a total mood killer.
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“I am so hungry, maybe i should just start helping out down there. I hope i remembered to turn off my straightener. Maybe I should just fake it to hurry things along.”
If she looks zoned out, or is just laying there with a vacant expression and then suddenly starts moaning like you just rocked her world. There’s a pretty good chance shes faking it. If you see her starting to space out try mixing up what you’re doing so she doesn’t get bored.
