Sex isn’t always like pizza, sometimes it’s bad enough to not even have been worth the effort at all. We have gathered together some of the worst sexual experiences from around the web, so if you’re suffering from a sex slump this winter, just remember, you’re not alone and it could be much worse!
Double Damaged
“My girlfriend was riding me reverse cowgirl, when she accidentally let my dick slip out. She then proceeded to slam down on top of it, bending it and causing me to yell out in pain and bend my knees up quickly to curl into the fetal position while still on my back. This made me knee her in the face, causing her nose to bleed and her to scream in pain.”
Sob Story
“Was trying to get over an ex, tried to hook up with another guy, felt TERRIBLE the whole time. Started crying half-way through and just lied saying it was make-up in my eyes.”
Drunk Boarded
“Drunk hookup, she was riding me and I BADLY needed a drink of water from the dry mouth setting in. Grabbed her by the hips and drunkenly mumbled ‘water’. She took that as a cue to ride my dick faster and harder, choke me, and pour the full glass of water on my bedside table over me slowly. We’re still friends. To this day she can’t explain why she interpreted it that way.”
New kind of Facial
“A few years ago, a past partner and I were going at it. He had a cold, and his nose was running terribly. There we were, him on top of me, and a giant glob of snot just splatted out onto my face. His immediate split-second reaction was to quickly lean in and LICK IT OFF MY FACE. And then he kept going, pumping away like nothing had happened. It was too awkward for me to stop him.”
Do you have a horrible sex story? We would love to hear all about it!
