You are such a bugaboo thats why I bitch you out and tell you to send me money and do favors for me
(If you need to discuss how you want the call to go, send me an email first.
Otherwise will answer the phone in character and get right to being annoyed and bitchy. So be ready and get to begging and pleading)
No I'm not paying attention to you anymore.
You should have valued me while I still had the upmost adoration for you.
Now I just ignore you because you keep calling and doing everything in your power to get that old thing back. It's not ever going to work. To be honest, I am incredibly repulsed by you.
Everytime you call from now on, all you will hear is me taking rips from my water pipe, smoking cigarettes while I have my coffee alone in peace, me playing wih my cat, muting you to talk to my roommate, me going on dates, or me driving around (at least my GPS will talk to your pathetic ass).
If I'm feeling generous, you might get a blase mmm-hhm, me mocking your pathetic pleads for my attention, or condescending a laugh.
At this point I would literally rather watch paint dry than hear anything you have to say ever again.
DEAL WITH IT LOSER!!