Just Here For Your Amusement
Hi! I'm Hannah. I'm a yoga instructor down south. I'm pretty flexible and open to trying new things. I love getting to know you and making sure you have a great time! But, if you want to jump right in? That's great too! See? Flexible.




She starts so casual, introducing herself- nothing for a beginner to fear and refreshing for the experienced. From there she insists on your fantasy, your experience and your enjoyment. She gives you her full attention and carries the fantasy forward for you both, should you become incapacitated with... happiness. She's just awesome.

Wear safety glasses! Have you not seen the public service announcement? The one with ol' Cumeye Johnson? He's like- I thought Hannah would be even better without protection. But just look at me now, all cummy-eyed with spunk lashes! How many times do we have to say it? Always wear your spectacles while Hannah drains your testicles.

Come getcha some.

Happy 4th!!!

I could use some company

I work laaaaaaaaaate every Tuesday night, Don't forget my flat rate packages!