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Mean Melissa

Mean mocking and hilarious humiliation (Profile #4310312)

Mean Melissa
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Last Online: October 28th, 06:30 PM
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Highlights: Favorited 65 times 98% messages answered

About Me

Mean mocking and hilarious humiliation (Profile #4310312)

*NEW SERVICE: I WILL COMPLETELY IGNORE THE FREAKS THAT GET OFF ON THAT!!
You can listen to me clean, exercise, watch tv & anything else you can imagine, except for fuck!!!

Hi! I'm Melissa! Growing up with older brothers taught me how to be mean and deliver the best, most hilarious insults. I love making fun of the losers, the weak, the pathetic and the pitiable.

I might tease and taunt, but mostly I'm going to be direct, mean and aggressive. I'll make you beg to embarrass yourself for me, through the funniest and weirdest self-flagellation you can't even imagine.

Get ready to neigh, yell out embarrassing movie lines (I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS) or song lyrics while you beat your meat, agonize in chastity and learn that whatever shameful kink you have is even more shameful than you thought.

Women find you insufficient, unfulfilling and foolish. To even be considered mediocre, you'd have to be ten times the man you are.

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GenderFemale
OrientationStraight
LocationUnknown
EthnicityCaucasian
BodyRather Not Say
Eye ColorRather Not Say
Hair ColorRather Not Say
BustFF cup size

Posts (6)

  • 11 hours ago

    You know you want me to be mean to you. I can dominate you, turn you into a complete sissy & make you do the most humiliating things you've never dared imagine.

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    • 23 days ago

      Do you need to tell me how little it is? How stiff it gets in those shiny panties? How you could never please a woman? Call me and I'll laugh at and mock you!!!

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      • 29 days ago

        Dinky dicks Flaccid flippers Pussy free white boys Pastel Pink Princess Pussy Freaks You all exist to entertain me with yoir lack of length, girth and masculinity. Call me Worship me or whimper at me or just tell me what a loser you are.

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        Reviews

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        She was nice to talk to. We were just not a great match. Still recommend her to anyone looking for a great call.

        Mean Melissa
        Mean Melissa

        Thank you! I do hope you find a better match!

        MicahsPantySlave
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        Panty Pervy Bliss

        Mean Melissa
        Mean Melissa

        Hi Pastel Pink!

        MicahsPantySlave
        MicahsPantySlave Call

        Jammed some Vanity Fair Panties !

        Scorecard

        Average Call Rating:4.77 out of 5
        Answered Calls:96%
        Answered Messages:98%
        Favorited By:65 Members
        Personality Score:9.75 out of 10
        Most Common Call Reasons:Fantasy/Role Play
        A call with me is frequently described as:Accommodating & Instructional
        Callers often describe me as:Bratty, Easy to talk to, Aggressive & Bubbly
        My most mentioned special talent is:Fetish indulgence, Seemed to know exactly what I wanted, Fantasy role play & Age role play
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