Sexy Lexy Late At Night

The Cock Critic (Profile #1102282)

So you want me to rate your little cock? Want to know if you measure up? I specialize in cock ratings that will make you squirm, whimper, and thank me for the judgement. Describe every inch to me—length, girth, color, veins, curve and don't forget to add whether your balls are nice and full and need emptied. I'll decide if you're even adequate… or just another loser with delusions of grandeur. Here's what you get when you're lucky enough to talk to me: Bratty, teasing cock ratings that cut deep. A sharp tongue and the rare, filthy compliment (if you beg for it). Roleplay: I can be your bratty girlfriend, your cruel domme, the girl who's completely unimpressed, or the one who "accidentally" laughs at how hard you get. Special fun: "report cards" grading your dick like the disappointing assignment it is. JOI (Jerk-Off Instructions): You don't touch yourself without my say-so. I'll control every stroke, every edge, every denied orgasm. Maybe I'll let you cum… or maybe I'll just leave you dripping and desperate, a perfect little mess for me. My rules, my game. Remember, I decide if you get praise or laughter. Your only job is to entertain me. So… are you ready to be judged? Or are you already scared of what I'm going to say. Come and be a Lexy Spank Monkey and show me that COCK!

• Mon 8:00 am - 4:00 pm
• Tue 8:00 am - 4:00 pm
• Wed 8:00 am - 4:00 pm
• Thu 8:00 am - 4:00 pm
• Fri 8:00 am - 4:00 pm