Slightly Feral Mostly Sweet

Your silly girlfriend next door (Profile #4651991)

Hi.. I'm Jenny I'm 34, single and ready to mingle.
I'm the girl who will ask about your day, genuinely listen while you vent about your boss, and then somehow derail the conversation about whether penguins have knees. (They do. I looked it up. You're welcome.)

I have strong opinions about cereal being an acceptable dinner, I talk to my houseplants like they can hear me, and I once got genuinely emotional because I saw a dog wearing a little raincoat. I'm a mess. But I'm your mess, if you want me.

With me, you get someone who genuinely wants to know if you ate today and also if you've thought about me touching myself thinking about you. The kind of flirty banter where I tease you about your coffee order and then tell you exactly what I'd do with my mouth..

Call me when you want someone who feels like a real girlfriend—the kind who can be absolutely filthy with you one minute and debating the best pizza topping the next. When you want to feel wanted and seen, call me xo