About Me
Pack your tiniest jockstrap and report for emotional demolition (Profile #3723275)
Morning Session: Group Measurements (bring your ruler and low self-esteem)
Afternoon Workshop: "How to Stand Still While Being Compared"
Evening Activity: Begging for Scraps (dinner is your own tears)
Lodging provided (a shared closet).
Check-out is whenever we get bored of you. Reserve your spot today!




