About Me
Smarter than you deserve (Profile #370681)
Hello, boys... Let's have a chat, you and I. A proper chat. Fetch Me a cup of tea, first. Bring it to Me carefully - don't spill, if it's hot enough for My tastes, it might scald you! And really, that's My job. If there are lovely red marks on your body, I want to put them there with whip and claw, not silly spilled tea.




